At the breakfast table, almost every day, one of our children asks if we are going to church today. Our road to the church is a dirt road and it got washed out last week because of all the rain. We had to cancel church last Wednesday night since no one could drive on it. Well, this morning, Lauren asked, "Are we going to church today?"
Emmy quickly answers, "NO! We can't. Someone pooped at church."
Thanks for the warning, Emmers. DO NOT GO IN THERE!
BTW, we had church this morning. Very small crowd, though. Apparantly the rumor about the poop got out.
5 comments:
Hilarious!
Your blog cracks me up. I'm sorry more of your congregation didn't show this morning - however, I can't help but feel worse for the poor person who's potty problems were made public! haha
OMG! Melissa, that is fantastic. The rumor about the poop got out. I am rolling on the floor.
Yeah... I'm with Emmy...I'm not going to church if there's poop there either.
where did that come from? i can just imagine emily saying that, emphatically!
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