At the breakfast table, almost every day, one of our children asks if we are going to church today. Our road to the church is a dirt road and it got washed out last week because of all the rain. We had to cancel church last Wednesday night since no one could drive on it. Well, this morning, Lauren asked, "Are we going to church today?"
Emmy quickly answers, "NO! We can't. Someone pooped at church."
Thanks for the warning, Emmers. DO NOT GO IN THERE!
BTW, we had church this morning. Very small crowd, though. Apparantly the rumor about the poop got out.