I have just been so tickled over the past few days at some of the silly word chatter of my 3 year old. I just want to document this before I forget it......
Lauren says, "Mom, tell Emily to leave me alone!"
Emily says, "But mom, I just want to smell her!"
Me, "Lauren, just let her smell you and then she will leave you alone."
Lauren had just taken a bath and smelled really sweet....
Emmy sniffs and says,"MMMM, she's smells good."
Saturday morning I fix breakfast for Emmy and myself. I was, fortunately, the last person up. My hubby let me sleep in, bless his soul. I fixed myself and Emmy a glass of OJ and set them on the table. I walked back into the kitchen and got my bowl of cereal to bring to the table. By the time I got back out to the dining room, Emmy had finished her glass of OJ and dumped my entire glass into her glass and was drinking it! I looked at her with frustration and she innocently looked up and said, "Can I have your awnge juice, mommy?"
The other day Michael had a friend over to play and Emmy had to go potty. She comes running out into the living room, naked from the waist down! I said, "Emmy, you can't come running out here without clothes on. We have company." She proceeds to ask me, "Why, because he will see my booty?"
On Thursday, Emmy locked herself in her room and then had to go pee. I didn't get to her in time, so I had a mess to clean up. I was just so thrilled to have to clean up pee, again! Emmy comes up behind me while I'm down on my hands and knees and pats me on the behind...and then giggles. "That's your booty mom. Hee hee."
Once of these days, Emmy, bam, right to the moon!
8 comments:
Emmy sounds like a riot!!
Oh I miss those moments and little wisecracks from the 3 year old are priceless.
Very cute.
"Why, because he will see my booty?" She is BRILLIANT! I need to be her friend.
My youngest is obsessed with "boobies" now. She comes by it honestly, I'll admit, but if any of the women in our family hold or hug her, she'll ask, "Can I see your boobies?" Embarrassing. And also funny!
You are so right to write these things down immediately. You will forget them if you don't.
Oh, the words of wisdom from a toddler's mouth.
Did you ever think you would say the words, "Just let her smell you"? Too funny.
I so miss her sweet little smile and all that chatter. Give her a big ole hug from me.
Emmy sounds like such a great kid, and I can just imagine the scenarios........I love the booty ones. :)
You should write down some of her pronouncements. I did that when my mouthy child was little, and now enjoy reading them back to her during her teen years!
I agree with that last comment...hope I don't embarrass anyone...Robin used to say TOLLnails...and Hannah, when saying her whole name...used to say Hannah Itabit O'DONal...with an accent on the DON in O'Donnell. One time she added "ackee" - guess she thought she was understanding FAMILY.
Robin used to call every doll "BETZ" and every plane "DELTA"...come to think of it...the DELTA was pretty smart.
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