Sunday, June 22, 2008

Do You Know This Piggy?

Okay, since I have been a part of the amazingly awesome sisterhood of bloggers known as SITS, I have found some very random posts on others blogs. I don't usually write random posts. I am more of a "this is what happened today" kind of blogger. However, my best friend and I were together this past week and we started comparing feet. I have "man" feet. Not the dainty, Cindy Crawford-ish, pretty, painted feet. And...not only that, my left "wee wee wee, all the way home" piggy was not checked by quality control. It's the wrong size. I call it my kickstand. Oh yes, it does hold me up when I'm leaning a little. Oh yes, it does punish me when I turn a corner too quickly. Oh yes, it has been an almost "has been" on several occasions. It gets in the way a lot! It has caused me to speak french (that's for you Lula :)) numerous times. I could have joined the circus. It's kind of freakish. Can any of you relate? It's a great conversation starter at the pool. It's unique and I have never met anyone like me before. In all my 33 years, I've never met another soul with my "deformity". Please holla if I'm not alone. SITS girls.......can I get a witness??????

11 comments:

CroppinRobin said...

no witness here....i have perfect feet. actually, my grandfather used to say that i could just use shoe boxes instead of shoes because my feet were wide and squared off.

CroppinRobin said...

also, can you please tell me how you have your comment section open as a new page and how you have "okay now, be nice" above your comment window????
TELL ME......TELL ME NOW!

CroppinRobin said...

my mom wants to see the other baby toe.

Pam said...

I just wanted to thank you for stopping by my blog and leaving a little comment! Your kind words on my bad day were very uplifting - thanks!

Lula! said...

Totally separated at birth...you and me and our awesome footsies. I am cracking up!

Dee Dee's Diary said...

How do you know that all of the other toes on that foot are not the problem? Maybe they are too short!
Is that a possibility?

gideonmommasita said...

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

Caroline said...

That is hilarious! My little wee-wee-wee almost hides behind the starving piggy (this little piggy had none). When I paint them, I have to use toe separaters because if I don't then the paint will rub off. My son has the same affliction I'm afraid.

-Bridget said...

Lol, I thought I was looking at a picture of your right foot and a big toe, not a left foot and pinky toe. That's quite a toe you've got there. I love the kickstand nickname. Too funny!

I've got Fred Flinstone feet. They are a couple of bricks with sausage links for toes.

Anonymous said...

Perhaps in your ancestoral past you are related to Choloepus didactylus or Choloepus hoffmanni.

Melissa said...

Okay, who is this and why are you comparing me to a sloth???? Thanks, whoever chose to remain anonymous!