Thursday, June 28, 2007

My Toes


I just went and had a pedicure. I feel great. Hold on while I scream!!!! Emily is throwing herself on the floor because I won't relent and give her a third nectarine. I know they are good for her, but those things cost a lot of moola!!! I enjoyed having my feet massaged and painted. Especially since, right before I left, I was cleaning up poop from my undiapered daughter! My fault. I let her run around for a few moments and got distracted. The next thing I know, Emily came running up to me saying, "Mommy, I poop!" Wanna get away? That commercial was made for me. I know other mothers go through some of the same things. How do they handle it? I don't handle it well. Stress for me is like that zit that won't pop! You know the one I'm talking about. It hurts really bad, then it swells up. Your face looks like you got punched. It seems like it's never going to go away. Then, it finally fades away, just in time for your period! Can anyone relate? Show of hands? Leave comments if you wanna holla! .....Melissa

6 comments:

CroppinRobin said...

holla

Dee Dee's Diary said...

I am laughing so hard, I can hardly type.

CroppinRobin said...

I swear your paying people to check your blog....you have over 400 lookie-lous!
I emailed you the 3 fat bloggers.

Sherry Hayes said...

I'm with Dee Dee laughing. You are a riot.

Sherry Hayes said...

I'm with Dee Dee. Yor are a riot.

Famous Amos said...

I didn't know our sweet little Emily was capable of such things! I love you guys you are totally hysterical...holla